dlubes:

dlubes:

tumblr users who love anime and have no grasp of Japanese culture/language are like: senpai daddy can you fuck my kawaii ass?? Watashi wa need a sugoi bara fucking so badly uwu

@ everyone reblogging this and saying “MEEE” in the tags: im making fun of you. you suck.

hawk-kawaii:

lbx42:

canadad:

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

*apologizes in general*

*apologizes for apologizing*

swerveycorps:

kawaii-dethu:

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime

kenjikatsune:

iwasthinkingofanimeagain:

sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots

Dear god no

pecancat:

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu

mosh-of-evil-but-kawaii:

Tokyo Ghoul anime fans: Ewww Shuu is so weird and all he wants to do is eat Kaneki and they should just kill him

Tokyo Ghoul manga fans: PROTECT SHUU AT ALL COSTS

swerveycorps:

kawaii-dethu:

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime

cultural-marcosism:

memeufacturing:

birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck

first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater

day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374

kawaiismoker420

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

thedevilscowboy:

moved to @clawfuls