*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*
*apologizes in general*
*apologizes for apologizing*
Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*
no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime
and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku
sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun.did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots
Dear god no
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu
Tokyo Ghoul anime fans: Ewww Shuu is so weird and all he wants to do is eat Kaneki and they should just kill him
Tokyo Ghoul manga fans: PROTECT SHUU AT ALL COSTS
Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*
no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime
birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuckfirst letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eaterday of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374kawaiismoker420
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
